Ladies and gentlemen, a BLUEBERRY BANDIT is on the loose in Hamilton! I’m not making this up, $100,000 worth of blueberries were stolen from a refrigerated truck this past Sunday in Stoney Creek. The police found the truck but the berries and other fruit in the truck were nowhere to be found! Somebody in this city is getting ready to make a whole lot of jam!
If you see anyone with any unusual amount of blueberries in their possession, call the Hamilton Police. You could help stop an underground, black market blueberry crime ring!
— Hamilton Police (@HamiltonPolice) February 8, 2017