One of the main things that happens after dark is a little HANKY PANKY in the bedroom! The horizontal mambo, the forbidden dance, or my personal favourite, Driving Miss Daisy! Whatever you wanna call it, it’s going down once the sun goes down! And sometimes fellas you gotta be responsible, and that means tossing on a prophylactic for protection! But sometimes a condom can be MORE than just a condom!
Behold the iCon, the world’s first smart condom! Developed by British scientists, this smart condom is not an ACTUAL condom. It’s not a reusable condom or anything like that, that would be kind of gross!
It’s actually a RING that a man will wear at the base of his…manhood. And it will measure for you:
- Calories burnt during sexual intercourse
- The speed of umm..thrusts
- Total number ofthrusts
- Frequency of sessions, total duration of sessions
- Girth measurement
- Skin temperature
- Different positions used
Yes, the iCon Smart Condom keeps track of your sex life in almost a creepy way! Does anybody REALLY wanna know these things? Sometimes it’s just TOO MUCH INFORMATION, you know? But if you’re interested in an iCon smart condom, you can order one here. And remember fellas, no glove no love!